How
to do the NESSIE FISHING:1) Because the Nessie fishing is a challenging and exhausting activity, prepare yourself mentally and physically before fishing:
Mentally - Do some MEDITATION!
Physically - Do some finger stretching!
2) Find your way through the dangerous and rough countryside of Loch Ness until you reach the edge of the lake
3) Crawl slowly and carefully into the water!
4) Now your well-prepaired fingers should be ready to grasp ONCE in order to catch the MONSTER who lives in the deepest and darkest parts of the lake!
5) If you feel something slippy and fishy at your finger tips you might feel like you've caught NESSIE - but BE CAREFUL - there are other and more dangerous creatures in the lake than our old chap!
6) After HAVING CAUGHT the bloodthirsty beast and in order to recover from your pain and sorrow you can go to the SCOTTISH PUB right beside the lake and enjoy an REFRESHMENT (everything except Whiskey :( - sorry ) for FREE!
